Michaela falls down so I laugh....
Michaela: Mom! That is rude - it's not America's Funniest Home Videos - you have to see if I am ok before you laugh!
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I asked Michaela several times to put her doll down to eat. Finally I said,"put the doll down right now!" She gasped and said,"Mom, her name is Noell and she is nonfiction, just like you and me-real mom!"
November 28, 2012 at 08:19PM
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Me: Heidi get out of the bathroom! Come here!!
(Heidi runs into the playroom)
Me: what are you doing in the bathroom? Why are you in there? (Worried she was clogging things up again...)
Heidi: mommy, I'm not in the bathroom, I'm right here in the toy room, use your eyes mom! I'm where to yelled me to go!
November 30, 2012 at 12:50PM
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I just gave Ashley a bath in the sink.....at Kohls. It was that bad and we are that awesome!
December 01, 2012 at 02:28PM
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Me: Michaela when you yell at me like that it makes me feel sad and disrespected. Can you show me you live me by listening?
Michaela: that is just balls out redicleous mom, I love you a gimormous level, even to 100. I just don't want to put my clothes away. Good grief your dramatic.
(Sp errors to sound like her)
Balls out??? Dramatic??? I'm done for the day!
I just saw Heidi use the bathroom towel as toilet paper like it was no big deal. I asked her what that was all about and she said, "because sometimes 4 sheets of toilet paper isn't enough so I use the towel mom, because I am a Genius!" Glad I have been putting the towels on the floor back on the rack.......
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Michaela:mom, you HAVE to have another baby!
Me: why??
Michaela: because I simply must have a cool brother like Uncle Richie is to you! — with Rich Kresge.
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Here's how I know my kids will be alright:
M:don't worry Heidi, you just fell splat on the ground, nothing a 30 second dance party won't fix!
H: Ok Roonie, wets shake our booty's until I feel better!
M: ok, just don't tell mom because she will want to dance too and she's Nutso!
H: gooood idea sister!
I.LOVE.THEM.
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Me: Heidi! Quit messing around and being a goof- get your shoes on!
Heidi: Mommy, I am three, I am supposed to be silly and goofy, don't you know that?!
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M:"Mom, I am glad we got to see daddy this morning, he is a nice daddy. I think if you were married to someone else and we had a different dad but we saw Jordan Fife at the store, I would want him as my dad instead of the other dad. The other dad probably wouldn't let me ride the tractor or listed to rock music anyway. UNLESS he would get me a horse. But I would want my dad as the real dad."
H:"Are we getting a HORSE?!!!! That is the best news ever!" — with Jordan Fife.
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Me:Michaela I am so, so tired, can we just color or something mellow?
Michaela: why don't you lay down and I will rub lotion on your feet mom?
Me: if you really must I guess that might be ok....!
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"I have black circles under my eyes mom" -Michaela
"And I have bwack twiangles undoo my eyes mom, what about dat?!" - Heidi
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