Michaela: Mommy, you sad?
Mommy: No honey, these are happy tears.....(some random commercial....)
Later that day
Mommy: Michaela go to time out!
Michaela: Okay! But mommy, these are not my happy tears!
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Mommy: Michaela, you are such a good friend! I like you!
Michaela: Yeah! I like me too!
Mommy: Do you like me?
Michaela: No, but I like daddy
Mommy: Okay, can I at least have a kiss?
Michaela: No, I need to save them for my daddy and Savannah
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Mommy:(while sitting at the bottom of the stairs, out of sight)Michaela how are you?
Michaela: I fine! Taking a bath! And don't help me!
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Michaela: Mommy, I need change my own diaper cause these are my buns!









